It's a funny thing when you meet someone as bad at appropriate date conversation as you. (For some reason I always end up telling Helen Keller jokes on first dates.)

Date 3: he shows me all the sex offenders in my neighborhood on his iphone.

You had me at, "Here's a picture of the nearest pedophile."

If you can drive your Segue without using your hands by your stomach pressing on it, maybe you could use a walk.

Word to the wise-- don't tell a guy to text you less because then when he does you won't know whether it's because he's good at listening to instructions or because he doesn't want to talk to you anymore.

Confused?

Me too.

Sometimes unexpected experiences teach you a lot about yourself.

Through the Netflix system of rating movies and TV shows, it narrowed my favorites down to three categories:

1) Goofy movies

2) Movies with a strong female lead

3) Steamy TV shows

I think that pretty much says it all.