Excuse me officer, you just hit me in the face with your horse.

People say it's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

But really best is probably to never have lost at all, ever.

Just winning, is that so much to ask?

Things I've learned about new cities:

1) Outside of New York, people stare back at you on public transport.

2) In Boston, you will see said people every day on the T.

Last day of work consists mostly of resisting the urge to steal things and tell people what you really think of them.

I basically hate whoever invented getting references from previous employers.